The Cashless Cold-Blooded Ice Breaker

Times are too tough to waste money on something that’s going to be meaningless anyway. There are still a few ways to be flashy without having to wear rhinestone shirts. So, quit buying that bitch $15 martini’s to strike up conversation. It’s not that we can’t afford it, the question is… should we have to? Don’t get it twisted, there are plenty of ways to get a woman to notice you, make her giggle and impress her without Andrew Jackson doing the talking for you… that is, if it’s a real woman you want.

Try this on for size. One afternoon when you’re with the fella’s at the sports bar or maybe a happy hour with friends try the “On Me.” This may prove to be a bit corny, but I have to say, it works… always.

So…

The woman that has earned your attention… verify that she has sent you the invite, “the eye,” and return it. Next, have the bartender deliver two large waters with ice, and lemons on a saucer (or however many girlfriends she’s with). The bartender should say, “compliments of the gentlemen at the bar (or where ever you are sitting).” That’s when you graciously accept the gratitude; usually with a slight hand gesture and head nod. Never bite the lip, that’s too much. This is when you judge her sense of humor, if she has one. If she does, she will smile and say thank you, minutes later swoop in like the hawk you are.

Who knew ice water was such a great ice breaker..?

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-tonee bell


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