SAY NO TO KNOWING

Never ask your woman (or man, personal choice) a question you are not ready to hear the answer to. Better yet… some questions are better left unasked, and answers unknown.

However… this is where I contradict myself. Most romantics would say that you should be able to ask and say anything to the one you’re with, and yes, I guess that’s true. But, let’s be honest the when and where is what truly matters.

Case in point… When you’re in bed many things are allowed, but never (when I say never, I mean never) ask your woman “Who’s the best?” Do not ask, unless she brings it up. She’ll tell you when she wants you to know or when she’s been with you so long she forgot about the real guy who was. Because the truth is, it may not be you. And, the truth could severely ruin the rest of the night. Trust me, I know.

There’s nothing like being in the heat of the moment, overcome with passion, kissing and biting then all of a sudden you bellow out, “Who’s the Best,” and with conviction she yearns… “Jamal!”

Only problem is your name’s not Jamal, it’s Kevin.

Be careful what you ask for. I’m just saying…


…your girlfriend’s favorite comic"
-tonee bell